why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
I seriously hate the choices you make but I don’t want to tell you anything because its not my life and I wouldn’t want anyone controlling my life either. Ugh.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new
How to find out which sibling your parents love more
this is so fucked up
I really really shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.